Surface or Depths

         I saw a woman today
    on the top shelf of the video store
    Pamela Anderson-hyphen-Lee
   and her eyelashes said "oh Peter"
  and her dainty blouse said "please
  help me.."
    and my shoes stood still
    and my eyes resembled a man
   thinking of something far away

   "For $4.95" breathed her cutoff
   shorts, "I'd be Pamela-hyphen-
   Riley, you wouldn't hurt me any more than Tommy Lee already did.


  and my collar pinched me and said
 "LISTEN to THAT!!!!"
and my pants pocket smirked..
   but I swallowed hard and my collar felt ok again and my shirt pocket
 yelled "HEY down there! YOU are
 NOT in the decision making department"

   so I rented "Sleepless in Seattle"
and Doris and I enjoyed it very much.